English translation for both sex

-=SeRaPH=- · Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 9:22 pm Post subject: English translation for both sex

TRANSLATING WOMEN'S ENGLISH!!
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We need = I want
I'm sorry = you’ll be sorry
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
Do what you want = you’ll pay for this later
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
You're so... Manly = you need a shave and you sweat a lot
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
It's your decision = the correct decision should be obvious by now
You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about??
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like

TRANSLATING MEN'S ENGLISH
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
I'm tired = I'm tired
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
I love you = let’s have sex now
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
What's wrong = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you in the next ten minutes
Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I am gay

Twilite · Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 9:35 pm Post subject:

><.................................................................................................................................................................................................................man thats stereotyping ........... bad ><.......................is that all really we men think bout? sex ?

bb haha · Eminence Staff Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 433

ROFLMAO!!!

hiro.. were you really THAT bored that you had to type that up/copy it??

confuzzled kc · Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:20 pm Post subject:

That's a very cute picture of yourself Twilite. =P

Hey! not all girls are like that!
I'm not upset about this, but heck, its a free country so do what you want! But I think we need to talk, or maybe you just have to learn to communicate better. It's your decision.
Are you listening to me, Hiro?!

*wink*

Constaneum · Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:32 pm Post subject:

hiro. how come u know all these stuffs ? =p. U've gone through some sort of experience b4 ? =p

-=SeRaPH=- · Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:44 pm Post subject:

Bah, its something one of my good old friends sent me... ages ago. I don't necessarrily agree with it though!

winterfall · Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:49 pm Post subject:

Aw lighten up guys Wink

That made me....... smile.
*flinches*

We know, deeeeeep down there is truth in stereotypes XD

Twilite · Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 12:06 pm Post subject:

thanks confuzzled ~
first comment Smile

stereotyping = bad
Evil or Very Mad

back to work...