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ShushKebab
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 12:59 am Reply with quote
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Fun forum game where the first person makes a wish, then the next person "breaks" the wish, making it not very good. for example:

Person 1: I wish I had a thousand sexy virgins.
Person 2: Granted, but they are all men.
Person 2: I wish I was the smartest person in the world.

And then it keeps going on.
I'll start off

I wish I was rich...

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Tempest Kiro
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 6:33 am Reply with quote
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Granted but only in monopoly

I wish I had Hiro-san's and Ayako-san's autograph!!!

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Night_Music
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 7:46 am Reply with quote
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Granted, but it's only a photocopy.

I wish I was a rock star!
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Termin8Anakin
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:09 am Reply with quote
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Granted! You're now Khazhakstan's premiere street performer!

I wish I was the greatest film-maker in the world!

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Minty
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:19 am Reply with quote
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Granted! Now Eminence can have lots of high-quality film for their cameras.

I wish I could sing higher!!

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Talangor
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 10:24 am Reply with quote
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Granted! *Gives you a 7 foot ladder* sing from the top of that (:

I wish I had my own Asian cuisine cook!

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FFichiban
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 10:45 am Reply with quote
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Granted! but they can only cook 2 min noodles

I wish I had superhuman powers!

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Patryn
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:48 pm Reply with quote
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Granted! now you can eat raw cane toads that no human can eat.

I wish I was an electron!

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Vonbon
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 4:23 pm Reply with quote
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Granted, but then again, you've always been insignificant.

I wish I wish I knew the right words, to make you feel better, walk out of this place...
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rwainoa
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 5:30 pm Reply with quote
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Granted, but when you walk out of this place-- I'll feel worse then before.

I wish I passed my exams...

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Patryn
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 7:58 pm Reply with quote
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Granted! And so you failed your exams because you just walked passed them.

I wish apples were oranges

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Night_Music
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:05 pm Reply with quote
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Granted! But the paint used to make the apple orange is toxic!

I wish I had a flamboyant cuttlefish as a pet!
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Tempest Kiro
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 10:18 pm Reply with quote
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Granted but you don't get a fishtank.

I wish I was god.

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Termin8Anakin
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 10:52 pm Reply with quote
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Granted!

On the first day, you said "Let there be light!" And there was light.
On the second day, you created the vast oceans.
On the third day, you created the earth from which plants could grow in abundance.
On the fourth day, you created night and day, where the sun, the moon and the stars shone brightly as markers of these moments.
On the fifth day, you created all kinds of birds and sea creatures.
On the sixth day, you created all land animals, including the first man, Adam, and from his flesh, the first woman, Eve.
On the seventh day, when you finish your work you rested. You blessed this day made it holy.

Then, while frolicking around shamelessly naked in the Sacred Garden of Eden, Adam and Eve ate the Forbidden Apple from the Tree of Knowlodge, thereby starting a chain reaction which would see billions of people lose faith in you, question your existence and kill millions of other people in your name, exterminate the planet with pollution and exhausting all of nature's resources, and in effect go against EVERYTHING you worked for.

Great going, God -____-
Why'd you put that damn tree there in the first place? =/

I wish I had a sweet chilli chicken burger right now......

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Tempest Kiro
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 11:03 pm Reply with quote
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Granted but god poisoned that chicken... oh bugger it! I poisoned it!!!

I wish for the poison to do the job.

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FFichiban
Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 11:52 am Reply with quote
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Granted but that sort of poison only turns people purple

I wish I have a DS with Cooking Mama (the awesomest game ever)

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Termin8Anakin
Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:29 pm Reply with quote
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Granted!
Your mama is cooking your DS as we speak!

I wish I could get these demonic voices out of my head =/

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ubslasherx
Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 3:32 pm Reply with quote
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Granted but now you have to put up with your own voice

I wish I had sephiroths sword

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confuzzled kc
Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 5:16 pm Reply with quote
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granted, but it's sooo friggin long that everytime you raise it over your head to chop down on someone, you jab yourself in the ass Razz

i wish i could have at least 10 more hours in a day

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Minty
Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 7:57 pm Reply with quote
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Granted! Your today lasts forever and you have no future.

I wish my connection would stop screwing up! Mad

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Tempest Kiro
Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 7:57 pm Reply with quote
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Granted, but now your computer will screw up.

I wish for all the anime in the world!!!

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ubslasherx
Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 8:48 pm Reply with quote
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Granted but it was lolicon...

Beter hide that...

I wish I had an unlimited bank!

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FFichiban
Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 9:15 pm Reply with quote
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Granted but you forgot your PIN

I wish I could play the piano like Ashkenazy

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ubslasherx
Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 9:39 pm Reply with quote
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Granted but now you know nothing else but that

I wish I had a gun... WITH AMMO

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Patryn
Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 9:55 pm Reply with quote
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Granted, but the gun is missing a firing pin.


I wish I had a clean energy source

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Tempest Kiro
Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 10:16 pm Reply with quote
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Granted, now you have a hamster wheel motor.... but no hamster.

I wish I had a lifetime worth of tickets to eminence concerts.

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ubslasherx
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 3:21 pm Reply with quote
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granted but they arnt for eminence

I wish dead

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Rinoa | Kawaii Miko
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:05 pm Reply with quote
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Granted. The rise of the undead walks the earth.

I wish to be promoted to public relations with a killer wardrobe and a never-ending list of contacts.

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Patryn
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:28 pm Reply with quote
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Granted! you are now PR for a tobacco company with a wardrobe that continues trying to kill you everytime you get something to wear. Your never-ending list of contacts keep confusing you about which brand of contact lens to buy.

I wish there were more Pomegranates in the world.

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Rinoa | Kawaii Miko
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:02 pm Reply with quote
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Granted. The pomegranates have a flesh eating enzyme that after the first bite, you're dead.

I wish for a harem of hot looking biseinens, obeying my every whim: 24/7. Twisted Evil

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