Angelo the Samurai was walking home from he's little cubbyhouse in the woods not far from some trees that were talking about him being not so straight and so very fat and ugly that an albanian vampire had come to eat rice. But he smelled of coconut milk so Angelo escaped THE COCONUT HUNTER by using his paper clip stilts, but he was heavy to hold especially after eating lots of mold because of the soy sauce. Angelo decided that he should travel to town to see orange rhinoceroses dancing with pink elephants the foxtrot and doing the limbo whilst drinking smoothies made from battery powered bunnies to raise awareness for Compulsive Pie Eating.

The Samurai decided to buy pies from the Joe's on the way but it was too late because someone dropped oranges while tightrope walking across the river to reach the larger, jucier oranges. These oranges were very strangly blue and tasted of red blueberries which were hard as orange stones. That confused the samurai. So Angelo decided to visit the Mango shrine to examine the oranges and pears, to ascertain the viability that they are poisoned with fungi.

The next day Angelo castrated oranges in preparation for a very long journey to the Temple of Orangina. On his way to fiddle leatherman who is really a man with no leather whatsoever. He said: what wig are you wearing to the really super famous freak show at Candlelit Campfire Creek?"

The man was unconcerned and rebuffed with orange power which allowed one to kill themself or apples because they were demonicly which basically meant they'd been convicted of eviscerating oranges. Anyway, 'truth was.. despite the oranges were the colour of grapes, Angelo wished that he could fly like orange flamingos being chased by mangoes wearing jetpacks.

So he set off searching jellyfish-shaped moulds from northern beaches suffering from insomnia to find a unique specimen fit for tonight's dinner. Deciding to hunt endangered philanthropic mongoose which were heading to the mountains for dentistry, he got out his Sword of n00bs dribble and cut the dentistry's house like chocolate cake.

Fernando's house was made of candy, with a witch