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Vonbon is bored.

Vonbon is a f$cktard.  
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See above.  
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That isn"t a question.  
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Rawr.  
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The answer is always "c".  
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"One" is an annoying little dip$h1t that takes IRC too seriously.  
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/strivia  
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My oh my there are a lot of options.  
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But wait, there"s more!  
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Call now and purchase using your credit card for a set of steak knives, ABSOLUTELY FREE!  
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Blue.  
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That"ll do.  
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Vonbon
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 5:19 pm Reply with quote
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The subject says it all really.

The poll too...


Lots of replies welcome to try keep me amused/occupied.
Well, apart from when I"m actually working...



So yeah, anyone up to anything interesting? Anything new?

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Vonbon
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:28 pm Reply with quote
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Hey, hows it going?

I"m pretty bored right now.

Its also quite warm in here... I"m guessing about 22 degrees. It"d be quite nice if I didn"t have to do all this active work, heating me up even more.

Only two and a half hours to go! Hooray!

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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:24 pm Reply with quote
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time to get a book buddy =)

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The Wreckoning
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 7:49 am Reply with quote
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Where's the "Vonbon is in desperate need of some sexytime" option?

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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:08 am Reply with quote
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The Wreckoning, where are the other 374 motivational techniques? Vonbon, you can spend your time helping him come up with more Razz

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Vonbon
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:28 am Reply with quote
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Brilliant idea.

I"ll get on it right away.

Eminence motivational technique #147: "If a flyer infringes on copyright, feign ignorance and keep distributing them. Report to a superior officer. He/she might give you candy."

Eminence motivational technique #198: "If you get lost while putting up posters, find the nearest Hungry Jacks. You won"t get any free food, but Soon will be waiting with vouchers."

These are less like "motivational techniques" and more like "standard operating protocol"...

chocohi: I"ve been reading and reading. Sometimes you just need a break from reading.


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The Wreckoning
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:54 am Reply with quote
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Just a quick note, Eminence motivational technique #147 also applies to posters.

Eminence motivational technique #53: "By never bothering to remember crew member names-even if they have been crew for the last 5 concerts-you will foster an evironment where people will feel appreciated".

Eminence motivational technique #246: "Sydney staff or crew will never be familiar with any members of the Melbourne staff or crew. If they do happen to remember Melbourne staff or crew, or interact with them on a level which even feigns knowledge of who they are, they are 'let go' ".

Eminence motivational technique #91: "Sydney crew, staff and muscians shall never mingle with Melbourne crew and staff at after Melbourne performance functions. The only reason for mingling shall be if not all Melbourne crew and staff can fit on their designated table"

Eminence motivational technique #108: "Promotional material shall never be recieved by Melbourne staff more than 1 month before a performance."

That'll do for now.


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Patryn
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 12:12 pm Reply with quote
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baka... I will not give you candy!

and besides, that's just wrong... we don't do anything illegal - that we know of. Well, that I know of anyways. xD
And if we find out we're doing something wrong, we usually take steps to make it right! >< lol. so troublesome...

but the rest... yeah... pretty true. hahaha

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haku
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 12:17 pm Reply with quote
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!strivia \o/

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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:06 pm Reply with quote
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!trivia 10

Nyeh, call me whatever you want.
Anyway,

Takes one to know one.

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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:26 pm Reply with quote
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one wrote:
!trivia 10

I am insulted.
i will murder you.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You just made my day XD

!strivia

LOL stealth edit, nice work.

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one = 8y/o

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Vonbon
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 5:09 pm Reply with quote
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one wrote:
Takes one to know one.


Should I be following up with "I know you are, I said you are, but what am I?"

Or perhaps "NO UR A POOPYPANTS!"

Option "Vonbon is a f$cktard." is currently tied with Option "That isn"t a question."

We need more votes!

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Eminence motivational technique #29: "Crew meetings should be held on the coldest and rainiest day possible, preferably on a sunday as well so as to drag the crew member out of doors. This not only encourages the crew to get used to the weather in order for more poster rounds to occur, but also reduces the time spent associating with the crew as they would all want to leave as soon as possible."

Eminence motivational technique #11: "When in doubt, blame Hiro."

Eminence motivational technique #345: "When a postering round occurs, keep in mind that grouping anyone with Vonbon has a 67.5% chance of driving them insane. It is advised that the new members be grouped with him in order for them to either adapt or flee. The strong survive, the weak get flamed."

Eminence motivational technique #45: "Melbourne Minions and Sydney Slaves have equal status within the operation. This is to encourage a friendly competition between the two, thus achieving higher publicity, opening the eyes of the public to new music, and most importantly, giving us more profit. Err. You didn't see that last part."

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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:28 pm Reply with quote
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Vonbon wrote:
Eminence motivational technique #11: "When in doubt, blame Hiro."


That is possibly the most over used motivation technique =3

In every field of work I mean....

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Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:48 pm Reply with quote
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X3 god i love this topic~!! just made my night <3 ...here, in ... sydney international airport... on a friday night

=/ im quite surprized there's no fast food chain stores. then again, why would you have fast food when you can have slow and expensive food ? >__>


!uno

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Patryn
Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 1:23 pm Reply with quote
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hehehehe. slow and expensive food...

Krispy Kremes is considered fast food? well, I think so... Donuts are food, aren't they? Very Happy well, they are now!

omg... their donut sundaes are mega nice! *yum* especially for breakky. Very Happy

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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 7:13 am Reply with quote
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THREAD REVIVAL GOGO

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The Wreckoning
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:25 am Reply with quote
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"Hello Super Nintendo Vonbon"

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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 9:30 am Reply with quote
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"My Dan's breath smells like Dan food."

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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 9:55 am Reply with quote
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time to make my super thread killer post.

done.

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Vonbon
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 10:35 am Reply with quote
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de-fucking-nied.

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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 11:28 am Reply with quote
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oh shit I swore quick don"t look

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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:43 pm Reply with quote
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Swearing makes 옥주현 sad...

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Vonbon
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 11:45 pm Reply with quote
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lawl fin.k.l fan? or her solo stuff? or just her? :p

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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 12:01 am Reply with quote
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i dont see 'lawl gay lawl' option.
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The Wreckoning
Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 7:55 am Reply with quote
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Vonbon wrote:
lawl fin.k.l fan? or her solo stuff? or just her?

a), b) and c), all of the above Wink.
But you forgot option d), her yoga stuff! After all, she is the yoga queen of South Korea!
Hombre wrote:
i dont see 'lawl gay lawl' option.

Yeah rightio then...

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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:08 am Reply with quote
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The Wreckoning wrote:
Vonbon wrote:
lawl fin.k.l fan? or her solo stuff? or just her?

a), b) and c), all of the above Wink.
But you forgot option d), her yoga stuff! After all, she is the yoga queen of South Korea!


Thats right, she did drop about a billion or so kilos didn"t she...

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Hombre wrote:
i dont see 'lawl gay lawl' option.

Yeah rightio then...


Someone"s been sneaking into mummy"s stash again...

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So yeah, saw the movie "Death at a Funeral" last night. Pretty funny stuff if you enjoy british humour. and oh so wrong at times.

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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 4:03 pm Reply with quote
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Vonbon wrote:
Thats right, she did drop about a billion or so kilos didn"t she...

Well probably only about 10-15kgs...but in the Korean music industry that might as well be 10 billion.
Anyway, she was mega cute then, now she is mega sexy...like this!

Vonbon wrote:
So yeah, saw the movie "Death at a Funeral" last night. Pretty funny stuff if you enjoy british humour. and oh so wrong at times.

Sounds like it could be on par with the television program "Nighty night", have you seen it?

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