Friends Vs Best Friends

[Ash Mantle]

friends vs. BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin
"We fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit

[*ThOrU*]

Lol

I wonder if i can ever find a 'best friend' like that

[JellyfisH]

dw my darling, you have me

[JellyfisH]

Here's another

The Cow Economy

>SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.

>COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some
>milk.

>FASCISM: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.

>NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.

>BUREAUCRATISM: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away...

>TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

>AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force
the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a
consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.

>FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you
want three cows.

>JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the
milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and
market them World-Wide.

>A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

>AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don't know where
they are. You break for lunch.

>A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You
count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and
open another bottle of vodka.

>A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

>CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

>AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them.

>A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both are mad.

>AN EGYPTIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both are voting for Mobarak.

>A LEBANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both die suddenly. You search for the Truth.

[jyrds]

cows win.

[typer06]

My best friend sounds a bit like that.

Interesting

[MangoAvocado]

Lol, I haven't seen all the extensions some bright spark added to the original cow thing (it only went up to the capitalism one). Gotta love cows.

My contribution:

[Ash Mantle]

MangoAvacado...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Funny, funny.