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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 11:55 am Post subject: The Eminence Jokes and Humor Thread |
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For your pleasure. Enjoy! Go nuts!
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An Irish man, Englishman and an American have a couple of beers on the edge of a cliff.
The American says to the Irishman, "did you know you can jump off this cliff and the thermals will blow you back up?"
Of course the Irishman doesn't believe him, so the American jumps off the cliff. Just before he hits the ground, woosh, the American glides back up to the top of the ground.
Still not convinced, the Irishman says "I want to see you do it again!". So the American jumps off, and just before he hits the rocks, woosh, he's back up on the cliff.
The Irishman thinks to himself "I gotta try this" and jumps off the cliff. He's falling, falling then splat.
The Englishman turns to the American and says " You really are a prick when you're drunk, Superman"
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